The website TMZ.com notes that warlock Christian Day carried out a "magical intervention" on (for?against? at?) Charlie Sheen, because Mr. Sheen proclaimed himself a "Vatican assassin warlock" (that sounds really bad, and not at all winning) and Mr. Day took offense. According to him, "A warlock is a wise person who understands the ways of the spirit world," which, he suggests, doesn't really describe Mr. Sheen. Note that Mr. Day didn't file a defamation suit; he relied on self-help. No word yet on what the Vatican thinks about Mr. Sheen's claim, or if it even understands it. I certainly don't. (Is a "Vatican assassin warlock" a "Vatican assassin" who is a warlock? An assassin warlock who works for the Vatican? Are those two the same thing? I've spent too much time on this already). Moving on....
I'm not exactly clear as to what the "intervention" was supposed to accomplish--was it to help Mr. Sheen through his current troubles or guide him back to reality? If so, well--let's fasten our seatbelts. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. Just in from the Hollywood Reporter: Warner Brothers has fired Mr. Sheen from its top-rated sitcom "Two and a Half Men." Does that make the show "One and a Half Men"? Oh, man....
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