Quite a flood of law and monster and blood-themed stories out there today. For instance, check out the story at Eric Turkewitz's New York Personal Injury Blog (he looks great in his bloody teeth, BTW). He is featuring a tale about Dracula in court. Says Mr. Turkewitz in part,
Reached by phone today — and who knew Dracula did interviews? – he told me he did this once 5 or 6 years ago, and it was a big hit, so he has made it a tradition this time of year. He’s argued motions like this, and tells me he once also appeared for a bench trial in the garb. Neither the judge nor defense counsel protested.
Well, who would? He'd bite you in the neck. As it turns out, this Dracula is a hero, helping people fight for their medical benefits. I thought, however, that the Count couldn't come out during the day. I've got it! Some physician has developed a cure! Or some psychiatrist has helped him overcome his tendency to shrink from sunlight.